Trumping

1). Saying an outrageous lie.

2). Lying

3). Acting outrageously while lying like a crazy person.

Trumping "You a trumpin son of a bitch!" Trump "Girl, dont you trump to me!" Trumping or to trump "Boy, you be trumpin!"

by BD! March 14, 2018

Trumping

Doing something incredibly stupid for completely selfish reasons that are meant to harm or neglect others to get the approval of assholes.

He mixed his own poop in the cake batter for his ex-s wedding because his buddy told him it would be funny? That douchebag is just trumping everything in his life, isn't he?

by Dark Dave June 4, 2019

Trumping

Tweeting while pooping, preferably in the morning.

I hope that guy washed his hands after trumping.

by NotAPseudonymOrAntonym January 2, 2020

trumpalin

Trumpalin; (Trump/Palin) meaning clueless idiot that should have been weeded out by natural selection, single handed let proving Darwin was wrong.

Damn, Garths been real trumpalin lately .

by Jazmanian devil May 1, 2016

potato thumping

Anal insertion of crystal meth said to increase sexual pleasure of anal sex.

Before taking it up the butt I decided to go potato thumping in order to distract myself from his small weiner.

by ThumpMasterT January 5, 2009

Dutch Oven Trumping

As with the normal dutch oven, the man parps under the covers and submits his woman to a world of fetid bum-stench. However, in an act of cunning revenge, the woman waits a while for the smell to dissipate, and then convinces the man to perform oral sex on her. When the man eventually concedes, and begins to chew away on her fanny flaps, she lets out a vile queef right in his eye that renders him temporarily unconscious.

Michael Douglas's lawyer looked a bit confused when he was asked to write 'No Dutch Oven Trumping' into the pre-nuptial agreement, but Michael swore that if Catherine ever pulled that shit on him agree he'd kick her ass back to Wales.

by Roofus Wainwright June 14, 2007

Thumping

Having a really loud stereo system in a car with has a lot of bass, typically enough to hear a block away.

Man that donk is thumping nigga. I don't know who it is, but I can hear it from like three blocks away.

by emoc December 22, 2004