Toilet Store

A store that sells cheap items such as clothes and toilets. Any item that is considered inferior is sold at the Toilet Store.

"Hey nice clothes gentlemen. I didn't know the savation army was having a sale."
"Hey! Where did you get those clothes... at the toilet store?"

Person 1: Where did you get those socks from, the toilet store?
Person 2: Shut up, I forgot my dress socks.

by Brickman2012 October 21, 2012

toilet bowl paper

What a roll of bungwipe becomes when it falls into the toilet and subsequently requires disposal.

{Ed}: Myrna, can you run get me another roll of assiton assimilators please? This roll fell into the can, becoming toilet bowl paper!
{Myrna}: Ed, that's the third time this month that you've made toilet bowl paper! Won't you please fix the TP dispenser?!?

by Telephony September 22, 2014

[Butter] [Trail]

Usually is found after one has defecated in the restroom and has left a little extra residue on the seat. Tends to look like a little yellow/brown strip and most commonly is found on the back of the toilet seat, where one's butt crack sits.

Travis: "Hey, didn't Derek drop a deuce earlier?"
Mark: "Yeah, I believe so, why?"
Travis: "That douchebag left a butter trail on the seat!"
Mark: "Yeah, he tends to do that. He never wipes it off either."
Travis: At least he didn't shit in my underwear and leave it under my bed like Mike did."
Mark: That's true. Mike is savage as fuck!

by Travis Pfeiffer January 30, 2009

Gaston Trailer Park

Another name for a Crystal Meth Lab.

Man, I was looking for a Gaston Trailer Park to get my fix, but instead ran into found some really good Doobage.

by hiemlich schlonge February 23, 2010

Angry Trail

When a man has a trail of hair leading down his lower back to his butt.

Dude, will you help me shave my angry trail?

by claptrap414 May 23, 2011

Goat Trail

Goat Trail : A man made path or trail thru the woods or hills to get to the local watering hole for a cold frosty beer. The shortest innovative path from ones apartment to mischief.

While traveling out of town , Ted the Superintendent, would always create his own Goat trail to the local dive bar or pub.

by Fatphil October 14, 2021

Cryogenic Toilet

The Cryogenic Toilet is what you use after you eat the Cryogenic Meal.

Cryogenic's Roomate: When are you going to get out of there you've been in there for 20 minutes.
Cryogenic: Give me 727 more minutes on the Cryogenic Toilet!

by Kauitsu April 14, 2022