Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome

Trauma inflicted on a partner during sex from pressing too hard, or repetitively thrusting your body into your partner's causing injury.
That weird syndrome is a result of years of masturbation where your thrusts are controlled by hand grip and that makes it harder for you to carry on with the same rhythm and strenght in real act sex. Sufferers usually lack sensitivity in their sexual organs and finally succumb to desensitization.
Also: TMS.

-Widower's Syndrome (Widow's Syndrome in women) is the 'mirror-disease' of Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome: a condition caused by lack of sex/masturbation that mighy lead to impotence.

Another urnio-genital skin condition is cunnily called Onan's trauma: hardened penis skin that lack sensitivity from way too much 'jerking the gherkin'!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

PTDS post traumatic down syndrome

When you have sex with a down syndrome and can't live with yourself

I can't believe I slept with that downsy I have PTDS post traumatic down syndrome

by Mr giggles February 19, 2023

Post Traumatic Chess Syndrome

When someone suffers through a traumatic event such as a car accident, swine flu epidemic, etc. And soon after they find themselves unable to stop playing chess. This is a very rare, yet sad occurrence that almost always leads to death.

Bill:have you seen Jerry?
Fred:no why?
Bill:he's suffering from post traumatic chess syndrome.
Fred:....oh god, why!!

by ChessSufferer September 15, 2011

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

the traumatic stress you feel between the moment you post something on the Internet and the moment somebody likes it or responds

so I post this hilarious pic of me playing air guitar and within 37 minutes I get no response. No likes, no comments. Nothing. So here I am staring blankly at my Facebook wall with a severe case of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as I wait for somebody to like my hilarious new update

by Peter Greenwall March 11, 2013

tranatic

Transvestite fanatic. A male who enjoys watching transvestite pornography, regardless of his sexual orientation.

You know your boyfriend's a tranatic when there's tranny porn on his playstation and on his phone.

by Asylum760 December 2, 2009

Post Traumatic Earthquake Stress Disorder

Being scarred of small earthquakes like a little bitch.

My friend Nav experienced an Earthquake and now suffers from Post Traumatic Earthquake Stress Disorder.

by Earthquake Lover October 23, 2012

Traumatize

To be subjected to everlasting shock

She asked him to traumatize her, so he played his new ep forthcoming biological beats

by Long length November 7, 2019