mad toking

toking (ripping from a bong) heavily and for a long period of time

Damn dude, you've been mad toking for the past 10 minutes. Pass me the bong!

by stoneybalogna August 22, 2017

Shit toking

When you spend time pretending to go to the bathroom just so you can watch tik tok without interruptions

Husband: Are you ok, you’ve been in the bathroom a long time.

Wife: oh yeah, I’m fine. I was just shit toking

by Happy2bmrsp October 10, 2020

Jelly totting

The act of dunking your testicles in syrup or honey before coating them in sugar then proceeding to teabag your spouse

Brad told me at work today he is going home and jelly totting his wife

by Meatinaroofersandwich August 27, 2021

drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

Totinos

1. Snack food brand most commonly used by pedophiles to lure neighborhood children.

1. Hey kids, "I've got Totinos pizza rolls and a swimming pool."

by tcJohnnyBoner September 15, 2010

Totin' Chip

A term used in Boy Scouts. When earning a “Totin' Chip” a scout must learn proper safety for the use of a knife, axe, and saw.

After learning how to properly use a knife, axe, and saw, I was rewarded with the Totin' chip at the Court Of Honor

by Mitch Mine Shafter October 31, 2022

Cock Toking

Sucking cock; puffing on cock; Hog Smoking

Jessica is into cock toking!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008