My Shit Touching

It means your very hungry and it’s almost a feeling that your stomach is eating itself.

Charlie: I love to eat Chipotle.
Max: My shit touching I would go for some.

by Dontbeme3 January 22, 2022

touching sock

Used to describe a situation that has progressed way beyond touching cloth.

You know it's too late when you're touching sock!

by Crash Raindog January 21, 2004

Next level butt touching

Grabbing someone's butt, aggressively and very sexually. Usually accompanied by a hot makeout sesh.

Tiffany: oh yesterday josh and I were making out and he squeezed my butt!

Lacey: OH GIRL YOU'RE ON SOME NEXT LEVEL BUTT TOUCHING

by Trishaaaaaaaa May 19, 2013

Touching Cotton

When you have to have to take a dump really bad and it's already starting to come out. That's when you're "touching cotton".

Sometimes referred to as "crowning".

I've really gotta go, I'm "touching cotton".

also

I've gotta torque a moon fish bad, I'm "touching cotton".

by Mental Midget November 15, 2003

Pocket Touching

When your friend and/or stranger comes behind you and slips his or her hand into your back pocket and gentle caresses it without you knowing.

Matt kept Pocket Touching Tori.

by Pocket Touching November 12, 2014

touching wieners

when two guys touch their hot dogs together.

"Hey homosexual man, I would love to touch my steaming pork sausage against your somewhat smaller hot dog." "Sure thing buddy. I would love to be touching wieners with you."

by Theoriginalarthur November 29, 2013

touching the cenotaph

a euphemism for male masturbation, referring to the fondling of the old obelisk

CCP: Where's Gafgarion?

ProfessorX: He's off touching the cenotaph again.

CCP: Wow, he's going to go blind.

by ProfessorX May 10, 2004