Toralf

Toralf is a Norwegian Ski coach name, one has to be a Norwegian ski coach to be named Toralf. Toralf comes from Torulf which comes from Torjus. Before you say Toralf, you have to say fy faan infront. Like "fy faan Toralf".

When someone says or do something stupid, you can say "fy faan Toralf".

by vilf November 4, 2009

human blow torch

The art of becoming a torch by blowing alcohol out of your mouth and lighting it with a match or lighter to produce a large flame.

Craig did a naked beer bong on top of the wall while Adam did the human blow torch behind him!!

by Craig Swoboda September 18, 2005

Hornier than a 4-balled tomcat

Used to describe someone who is VERY horny.

I haven't had sex in over a month and I'm hornier than a 4-balled tomcat.

by Grampy J. June 11, 2006

blow torch

This is an AM radio station of 50,000 watts.

I work for a blow torch station. 50,000 watts baby, Anchorage to Anaheim.

by slightly askew May 9, 2009

Torahphobia

to-rah-fo-bi-uh –noun. An acute or chronic intellectual disorder characterized by extreme, persistent, and irrational fear of Torah, the activity of obeying Torah, or a situation that leads to a compelling desire to avoid Torah sometimes accompanied by ad hominem attacks on those who love Torah.

Long Term Consequences of Torahphobia: Chronic. May be eternal and may prevent some from hearing, obeying, or entering the renewed covenant in Y'shua.

Short Term Consequenses of Torahphobia: An acute amnesia causing one to forget that scripture is the final authority.

Acute symptoms include cerebral cortex edema leading to a loss of basic fundamental logical reasoning and reading skills.

Chronic symptoms include eating pork and all other unclean foods, the blatant celebration of satanically inspired holy days including but not limited to x-mas, valentines day, sun-day spiritual exercises, etc.

To date there is only one known cure: A love inspired obedience to Torah through the redemptive work of Y'shua.

TpD (Torahphobia Disorder) can manifest with unexpected consequences such as an acute flareup which sometimes causes strange events such as facebook defriending and emotional and irrational outbursts of rage directed towards the witness/messenger.

If TpD causes too much stress, it may be rediagnosed as TpSD.

A person suffering from Torahphobia would say that Christians no longer need to adhere to the commandments after the New Testament.

by TsephanYah February 16, 2010

Tiki Torch

(V.) The act of ejaculating on a woman, then lighting the jizz on fire.

Reggie: "Yo man you have a good time at that party last night?"
Jarvis: "Fuck yea dude I Tiki Torched the shit outta' some girl so bad she's as crisp as a faggot's butthole!"

by Justin Xsen October 20, 2010

the human torch

taking the skin of your nut sack and pulling it over the top of your penis while your partner nibbles or sucks on your balls.

The longer the pubic hair, the better looking the flames. Fire crotches resemble the flames even more

I was trying turn up the heat on our relationship, so i pulled out the human torch. It got that bitch all hot and my balls got nibbled on.

by R-fresh November 30, 2007