Toot it and boot it

Have a sexual encounter then kicking the person out once you're done.

I met her in the club, then I said wassup
I took her to the crib, and you know I fucked
yea toot it and boot it, toot it and boot it.........

by i_da_secksy_guy September 7, 2010

toot it

To have meaningless but pleasurable sex with someone

Toot it and boot it

by MacDaddy274 January 10, 2014

toot dat ass up

Politley asking someone to prepare themselves for anal sex

You my buttercup, and I'ma need you to toot dat ass up!!

by Thanks Spanks October 20, 2017

Toot Rub

Passing the head of the penis back and forth over the anus. Slowly. Tenderly.

If you want to find an example of a Toot Rub, first find a girl with a prolapsed rectum. Let your heart guide you from there.

by Matt R ' January 11, 2013

Toot boots

When you step in some sort of shit, and every step you take makes a squelchy and squishy noise.

Person: *shoes are squelching in poo*
Random other person: Woah, you've got your toot boots on today.

by xxx_MLGnoscoper_xxx February 8, 2018

Toot alert

When u farted and want to inform people that u farted.

Jake: “Farts”
Jake: Toot alert
Me: Thank god I can’t smell your fart

by Abu-hmaid October 20, 2021

Toot that ass up

A phrase used by a male, to communicate, to a significant other, that he wants some ass; Back it up on his dick. Give him the booty.

Guy: "Ay bitch, toot that ass up."
Girl:"Yes, daddy!"

by JeiOfExodia June 18, 2020