tooken

not a fucking word

my gf thinks this shits a word cuz its on urban dictionary but i literally show her its not in an actual dictionary

Use taken or took bruh. Not tooken.

by bruh12341z August 22, 2022

like Grant took Richmond

something that happens really fast. You do not want to say this in the south, because it brings back bad memories.

They beat the Yankee from New York up like Grant took Richmond.

by Deborah Lee July 19, 2006

tokok

a portmanteau of the words "talk" and "cock"
refers to a manner of speaking to close friends when you are just goofing off

"Eh, why you everyday tokok ah??"

by qry April 17, 2010

tomkoller

A old man who is a functioning alcoholic sex attic Tomkat and all he gives you in the end is Cold heartbreaking regret. A TomKoller is habitual liar you can’t trust a word he says ever. Sales rep that travels around and has side chicks and side dicks his primary source will never know because he makes sure she’s an ignorant rich old lady nurse cash cow.

Kim: My boyfriend wants to have a 3sum with you.

Amanda: No way! He sounds like a Tomkoller!!

Kim: What’s that?
Amanda: A horrible human you should have nothing to do with.
Kim: But he lives in Arkansas.
Amanda: and your a rich old lady nurse with no clue.

by Tomkoller May 8, 2021

Toko fukawa

Joe

Joe is toko fukawa irl no cap no kidding please laugh

by Jose Jorstar July 17, 2021

tookladoo

A young man/woman that switches to the opposite gender at a young age.

My grandkid is a tookladoo

by Tookladoolover March 29, 2022

took it personal

When MJ takes something personal you know you are about to get a 50 bomb dropped on your head.

Dang when MJ took it personal he dropped a 50 bomb.

by King panter March 30, 2022