today

the greatest day i've ever known

today is the greatest day i've ever known

by futuramafan March 7, 2008

S today's D

S, short for suck and D, short for dick. Literally means, to suck on (or off) the male private part belonging to the current day. More commonly, it is an metaphorical expression that defines ones disinterest toward the necessary tasks or obligations (work, school, studying, hw) one must complete in the day afoot. Usually a mental note to self, as opposed to a statement.

Everyday I wake up to my crappy life, with my crappy dead end job, drink a cup of crappy bobo brand coffee and sigh (thinking, time to S today's D)

by likeascreename? February 28, 2010

Today

My dad's birthday

Today is my daddy's birthday

by Jadzzz July 12, 2017

It Dies Today

Absolutely amazing metalcore band from Buffalo NY. Some of their songs include: Sentiments of You, Deprevity Waltz, A Threnody For Modern Romance..etc

If you like metalcore this is the band to listen too

I slam danced my fucking brains out when It Dies Today played A Threnody For Modern Romance live.

by Geoff January 13, 2005

Doiran is small city in today`s Macedonia

On the 17th of September 1918 - the end of World War I. Germany is almost defeated as well as Austro-Hungary. Their ally Bulgaria is standing at the Macedonian front against the vast army of the allies which includes britains french serbians greeks indians australians americans and new zealands total number - 336 000 men with artillery. Against them is standing 9th Pleven Division which consists of 11 000 bulgarian soldiers and 11th Macedonian Division which includes macedonian militia. At the night before the battle the allies fired 370 000 shells including chemical shells. They thought that they destroyed the Bulgarian army but actually they killed only 9 men. In the morning the allied army attacked the Bulgarian possitions. The bulgarians are firing at the britans with 430 machine guns almost no one survives. The greeks also attacked the macedonian possitions but the defenders had flamethrowers and they burned around 10 000 greeks. At the end of the battle the britain army was annihilated - more than 65 000 casualties. It was the biggest military defeat in the whole british war story.

Doiran is small city in today`s Macedonia

by Vladimir Vazov February 13, 2009

Tomdaya

The very real and cute romantic relationship between Tom Holland and Zendaya Coleman (yes that’s her last name.) That started in 2016. It’s really cute and everyone on Twitter and Insta knows about. There really bad at hiding it ;). These famous hotties need to just admit it before we force them to <3

“Don’t you ship Tomdaya?”
“Nah, there already dating I don’t need to ship it.”

by sh00kath January 5, 2020

Today

The day after yesterday and the day before tomorrow.
In other words,THE DAY YOU ARE CURRENTLY READING THIS MESSAGE!

"Today is the day for a living..."
"I have a test today."

by Tsuzuja March 20, 2004