toffage

A holiday destination for middle/upper class people with more money than sense.

Usually in North Norfolk or The Cotswolds the tariff for a weekend's rental is over £1000.

These Toffages generally have basic facilities. No TV as middle/upper class people enjoy 'a jolly good' walk. May also have Trivial Pursuit with all the wedges missing.

Parlour games are the evening entertainment.

People who frequent Toffages usually have names like Crispin, Jemimah and Blake.

"Oh wonderful....James has booked us a New Year's trip to a Toffage in North Norfolk. There's no running water, it smells of damp and it's 500 pounds a night but we'll have a jolly good time."

"Oh Jeeves, do I HAVE to go to the Toffage this weekend?....Last time I was there I lost 5 games of Soggy Biscuit and had to have my stomach pumped...Timmy and Jeremy are such BEASTS!"
from 'Jeeves and Wooster go large', Wodehouse, 1952

by einstein7978 July 2, 2012

toffii

a thick or big girl who dresses and carries herself in an admirable way.

Pat: what do u think of Tenny
Driver: I think she is the sweetest toffii I have ever seen

by Ms Jade March 29, 2010

Toffee Stix!

A word used to express ones inter anger. other phrases like Toffee Stix are Holy Crap or Holy John Tavares. often used with holy as a prefix.

HOLY Toffee Stix! That stupid Quaz Muffin thinks he is abacus eating that muffin without giving me a piece. I'm going to go abo zai on his butt.

by seklly February 25, 2011

Tiffani Klara Åström

Tiffani Klara Åström (also known as Tiff) is a famous author and politician from Sweden. She wrote “Dark Lights, Dark Shadows”, the most recognized LBBM biography in the world. In 2020, she became an influencer on Instagram with over 50 million followers. She remains very humble and appreciates all of her fans from all over the world.

Tiffani Klara Åström spreads peanut butter, not hate. Everyone should be like her.

by bobduncan1 December 15, 2020

Toffuxx

Russian Youtube Animator who is known for making animations that sometimes include pictures of SH, Gore, or inappropriate art. She was formerly a Neo-Nazi. Some would call her animations disturbing.

She is a dumb mf

1: I luvvv Toffuxx

2: Keep yourself safe

by BagelsLover222222222 June 12, 2023

Sticky Toffee Bumming

Anal Creampie

John: "Hey Fred, how did the date go last night?"

Fred: "It went Great! It finished with a sticky toffee bumming!"

by ChocolateBlorange December 2, 2020

Toffees

Synonymous with 'sweets' or 'candy' in Northern England.

Would you like a toffee? I've got some jelly babies/chocolate/actual toffees.

by SirPoopmunch July 23, 2012