chocolate toboggan

1.n. Canadian version of the chocolate bobsled.
2.v. the sexual act of defacating on a woman's chest then ejaculating on said excrement thus simulating a poutine-like substance and then titty-fucking her.

To celebrate Richard's hat trick he finished Bridget off with a chocolate toboggan.

by Budd Licker October 25, 2007

Toose

A very old, desert dwelling man. Lives for small children and a power running game. Even though he's male, he has been known to pee sitting down.

Claim to fame: IJPM

Parent #1: Oh shit, there's Toose.

Parent #2: {grabs kids, runs in house, locks doors and windows}

by BigCat03 February 5, 2009

Toose

An old alcholic with affections towards young children.

We decided to move when we found out a Toose was moving into the neighborhood.

by Lalala23 February 5, 2009

Tobocular

A secret word that can me anything you want it to mean as long as you use it in the right way. It could be a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun etc

" Your such a fukkin tobocular"
JIm toboculared at Nancy
" Boy do you know how mcuh i want to tobocular you"
" Eww Jerika is sooo tobocular"

by jizzindapantsman March 21, 2009

Togosa

A mimosa to go.

Let me put my togosa in this empty Dasani bottle so we can hit up the beach.

by Alpacasarelife87 November 9, 2019

tooshkey

The act of penetrating a woman's vagina. Pretty much sex

Me and Kylie Jenner are gonna tooshkey tonight

by hugecock17 February 10, 2021

tobios.lvr

the funniest person ever and everyone on tik tok should #follow them and be their mutual 😈💯💯

Omg tobios.lvr posted another video!! Its so funny 😂😂💪

by Steve Rat June 11, 2021