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Desk messaging

When you have a conversation with someone while writing on a desk, table, etc.

Mostly done at school with a pencil on a desk when you're ridiculously bored. You write messages for other people in other periods, and someone else who's ridiculously bored will reply-thus, a desk message!
Desk messaging is the way pilgrim kids used to text message.
by JustxKidding October 2, 2009
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desk ass

the flatting of ones ass after long periods of sitting, usually at a desk. hard, unpadded chairs usually do it. being on the computer for hours can cause it as well
after two weeks of sitting at her computer, Julie had total desk ass; it was flat as a pancake
by shaunaofhobo April 20, 2008
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Desk Napping

happens during school when a student is napping in class but can still hear the teacher talking. Hence dreaming what the teacher is lecturing about
When Mr. Smith was talking about WWII, I was desk napping about the exact same thing!
by 54763875639464 November 15, 2010
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desk toys

Funny or unusual toys and/ or objects that teachers keep on their desks to amuse themselves or their students.
My second grade teacher had some really cool desk toys.

teacher cool teacher toys school
by akaaem October 5, 2013
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desk pig

The fat, frumpy, lonely woman who works the front desk at most medical or dental offices whose sole purpose is to keep sales people from accessing the decision-maker. This woman despises anyone who’s thin enough to see their own feet and dresses in only the finest fashions from Dress Barn, Lane Bryant or Torrid. To say she’s plus sized would be like saying Lizzo suffers from anorexia.

The savvy sales professional knows the weakness of the desk pig.. which is food and candy. She is powerless against the sacred aroma of a Panera Pick Three and will melt in your hands if you get her the Cream of Broccoli soup and her own dozen of Krispy Creams.

She doesn’t wear a name tag but you can be certain that her name is Kathleen, Cindy, Sandy, and of course Karen. Beware of her powerful ability to rudely look past your well tailored dress clothes and obvious college degree, Thea etchings don’t impress her. The only conversation she will engage in will be centered around where lunch is coming from or when the next Magic Mike movie is coming out. Never try to discuss business, the weather or exercise with the Desk Pig. 🐷

Assume the desk pig has at least 4 children, is divorced or was never married, lives in subsidized housing, and has at least one butterfly tattoo on her kankle or her wrist with some type of motto like “Live free or Die” or “ Burger King next Exit.”
Hey Craig, I called on Dr X’s Endo practice today for the 17th time but that goddamn desk pig is a relentlessly mean and nasty whore who’s already consumes my entire annual lunch budget. What do I do to get past her and sell a system? I’m trying to save teeth and improve lives out here but this beast is a real air thief!
by BizarreRideonTheFarSide April 20, 2023
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Service Desk

Basically, the lowest form of life in the I.T world. If you've been working on the service desk for more than 3 months, you've given up on life.
by rekucunt February 5, 2019
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Desk Daddy

he who makes thoughtful intercourse with his studies, if he studies you (some woman) think of the possibilities...he has, studied it
Old desk daddy serenades the women with knowledge and impeccable smoothness. I know a man who claims he's studying when he's really running game, he is now referred to as the Desk Daddy, intercourse at the desk is his forte.
by Dat Mane Shebes January 9, 2015
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