Shit tickets

Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.

I have to go to the store and buy some shit tickets

by Simon Callahan September 26, 2010

sellin wolf tickets

the act of someone talking like they are going to do something about or to someone or something, and everybody around them know they are not about to do anything.

"i'm bout to whoop yo a$$".{but i just got beat down yesterday}thats sellin wolf tickets

by kristinat September 30, 2007

shit tickets

one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom

Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show

by Paula Esquivel December 23, 2007

Tinker Tonk

A skilled gamer with varying degrees of madness. Usually a term used when trying to describe someone who is a combination of Caboose and Brak. Anything goes with this off-the-wall player. Buckle Up.

Tom : "What do you think is the main reason kids today hate school so much?"

John : "The goalposts on a football field make shadows."

Tom : "You are such a Tinker Tonk."

by Cryptic Falcon December 9, 2008

you've got tickets on yourself

a New Zealand expression used when someone thinks too highly of themselves compared to reality

you've got tickets on yourself don't you!

by hay.jenikke February 12, 2018

Tinkering

To mess around with something and you don't really have a clue what your doing.

"Make sure Ed isn't tinkering with my car, I need that thing for work."

"Don't even tinker with my vacuum, I'll send it back to the shop."

by Kitsme October 26, 2011

Circus Tickets

Code word for marijuana, usually used when attempting to obtain marijuana. First used in a Weekend Update skit on NBC's Saturday Night Live.

Hey, I need $50 worth of circus tickets.

by Tarpie March 26, 2009