A post shit wipe job that seemingly never wipes clean. No matter how many wipes, the paper looks like a magic marker tip is peeking out your ass and streaking the toilet paper. Eventually, you just give up and except it won’t be completely clean.
Man it never fails. I was in a hurry and took a quick shit. Ended up with a marker tipper and spent 15 minutes wiping myself raw. Finally gave up.
The marker tipper I had ended up also leaving skid marks in my boxers.
The marker tipper I had ended up also leaving skid marks in my boxers.
by Dick Onchin December 7, 2020
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Get the bryson tiller mug.The arousing act of carefully popping the cap of a wine bottle off using your partner's throbbing anus, and then proceeding to fill the potentially bloodied anus with the distilled beverage. Usually between two men, but can be performed between any two sexes, (provided both have an experienced, prolapse-able anus of divine integrity.)
This one time, me and my buddy Keith performed a Lindenhurst Liquor Lid Tipper on each other, and my buddy Keith, like, I did it wrong, and the whole damn bottle exploded in his ass! I swear man, it was like, beating off to one man, one jar all over again! His glassy ass was bleeding for weeks!
by titty tickler of the seven sea September 14, 2017
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Get the Richard 'Kenco' Tiplady mug.A beautiful girl with a beautiful name, originally spelt Tilly but can be with a ey on the end. Tilleys normally have ridiculously long brown hair and so many freckles it's impossible to count. If you know a Tilley you need to keep her
Lily: Damn tilleys hair looks amazing today
Clarisse: always does no wonder the boys always chase after her
Clarisse: always does no wonder the boys always chase after her
by Thebæ900 May 31, 2015
Get the Tilley mug.Even if they drank bulmers,'till they were fucked drunk,they'd still beat the shite out of Limerick.Even a 4 year old could do it for fucks sake
by gerry80 October 4, 2003
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A word shouted out when someone is toungetied and their words get jumbled , As if someone got a bag of scrabble tiles and tried to make a word
To have an experiance with a jumbled word
A word shouted out when someone is toungetied and their words get jumbled , As if someone got a bag of scrabble tiles and tried to make a word
To have an experiance with a jumbled word
-Do you collect anything?
-Yeah I collect pez dipensers. dippezners, dizapezers,...BLEH!!!
-SCRABBLE TILES!!
-Yeah I collect pez dipensers. dippezners, dizapezers,...BLEH!!!
-SCRABBLE TILES!!
by That one crazy kid October 31, 2006
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