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I had sex with Tiger Woods too 

The idea is you say something that a lot of people have done but is still a pretty good achievement and can't be either proven or disproven:

1) Used when one feels insecure about or overshadowed by another person's accomplishments

2) Sly comeback to someone who has just made a statement about how amazing they are
Person: I just got back from Somalia rescuing orphans for the peace corps. Man I'm awesome
Person 2: Yeah, well I had sex with Tiger Woods too

Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother 

Dont mess with me or ill whup ur ass and fuck ur mother
Kid 1: Ur a fatass
Kid 2:Dont kanye me or ill chris brown u and tiger woods ur mother
Kid1: Ok My bad dude im sorry

Alaskan Tiger Woods 

Involves a bucket of ice, salt, a polar bear (a black bear if you are not able to obtain a polar bear), and a 7 iron.......one man lies on his back with penis erect the other places an ice cube on top of the erect penis and tee's off with the 7 iron....while this is occurring another person lies spread eagle with anus accessible...another person then begins to jack off counting out his strokes.....if said golfer is able to hit the ice cube off the erect penis and get a "hole" in one into the anus the the golfer will recieve a blumpkin from trig palin, if they get an eagle they will recieve a screaming seagull from an acutual seagull, a birdie will result in the golfer getting to take a dip in the pool with casey anthony while playing with chloroform, if said golfer gets a par they must do a mesa verde mudslide off of whoopie goldberg, if they bogey the person will receive a ride on the thriller express....if said golfer fails to get the ice cube into the anus before the member of the group jacking off "erupts" or said ice cube melts the golfer must put salt on their penis and let the polar bear lick the salt off with the risk of said bear ripping of said penis off in a rage of fury.
Nolan just got a hole in one by teeing off with his 7 iron off of ian's penis into timothy's asshole! he now can get a blumpkin from trig palin! He just pulled of the perfect Alaskan Tiger Woods!

Pulling a tiger woods 

A new catch phrase for cheating on someone.
When someone is having sex with a girl/man even tho they are married/engaged or in a relationship.
Martin: DAMN! Ulrik got his groove going on with that chick!
Kriss: Yeah man, do you think he is pulling a tiger woods on that chick?
Martin: He better not do, I know his wife would kill him!
Pulling a tiger woods by Krollo December 3, 2009

The tiger woods 

The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.
Verb; Deloris: I'm too tired tonight

Jimmy: that's it, your getting the tiger woods later

I wanna make a Tiger Woods with her. 

I'd like to have inter-racial relations with her.
"I wanna make a Tiger Woods with her." because her breasts are exotic to me.