The process of letting your scrotum go unwashed for several weeks while proceeding to squat over a warm glass bowl full of water before filtering out the smega and hair into a refined tea colored beverage
by Paper Clip Ft. Waffles September 05, 2023
by Yeeeteyfnxheis June 03, 2019
A person who rises, arrives, or acts after the "Early Bird". A person who is habitually active or wakeful in the Afternoon. Never on time if something is scheduled in the morning, always staying at home when invited to a night-time event, and sleeps for more then 8 hours a night. Typically up between the hours of 11am-9pm.
"He's an afternoon guru! He will never make it to the meeting by 8!" "Is Katie coming to the bar tonight? No, she an afternoon guru. I wouldn't count on it."
by ExtraSweetLu November 08, 2019
Men's Afternoon is a period of time early to mid-afternoon with drinks and fellowship where you feel like you're getting away with something, so it's just a little bit funner than normal.
Men’s Afternoon is like trying to nail the ol' lady for the second time in a day. You can probably get away with it, but she'll make you pay later.
by RustInTheWind August 03, 2024
"Say something, goddamnit! You're on television. You're live to the whole world!"
"In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight *proceeds to just leave*"
"In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight *proceeds to just leave*"
Not what you think.
Defined as modernised loose women in their mid to late twenties. Enjoying female company in a civilised environment, scones and biscuits and cheap prosecco/bucks fizz and other English delicacies.
These women are young, but have experienced life to the fullest and are on the brink of settling down with their partners.. contemplating children, marriage and have just put their deposit down on their first home. They still enjoy the occasional night out, but are equally happy staying at home with the boyf, having a date night in with a Chinese on the way.. followed by cuddles on the couch with the dog snoozing on the carpet and a crap film being played on the telly.
Don't trust these women, they might sound like the wifey type.. but they are the craziest. When she gets home from brunch... bet your ass if she catches you playing FIFA or COD with the lads, she's going to pour hot water on you and shag your best friend while you're at work.
Defined as modernised loose women in their mid to late twenties. Enjoying female company in a civilised environment, scones and biscuits and cheap prosecco/bucks fizz and other English delicacies.
These women are young, but have experienced life to the fullest and are on the brink of settling down with their partners.. contemplating children, marriage and have just put their deposit down on their first home. They still enjoy the occasional night out, but are equally happy staying at home with the boyf, having a date night in with a Chinese on the way.. followed by cuddles on the couch with the dog snoozing on the carpet and a crap film being played on the telly.
Don't trust these women, they might sound like the wifey type.. but they are the craziest. When she gets home from brunch... bet your ass if she catches you playing FIFA or COD with the lads, she's going to pour hot water on you and shag your best friend while you're at work.
by jumpmanxdxd September 06, 2023
Period of the day starting immediately after noon and ending approximately at 6:00 p.m. The period following afternoon is called " evening ".
A: " Do you have plans for this afternoon? "
B: " Yes, I'm going to the pub at 5:00 p.m. with my friends just after class. Want to come?"
A : " Sorry I can't, I'm going to the restaurant with my girlfriend this evening at 7.p.m. "
B (looking his watch, reads 12:01 p.m.) : " That's fine! Good afternoon! "
B: " Yes, I'm going to the pub at 5:00 p.m. with my friends just after class. Want to come?"
A : " Sorry I can't, I'm going to the restaurant with my girlfriend this evening at 7.p.m. "
B (looking his watch, reads 12:01 p.m.) : " That's fine! Good afternoon! "
by abanzai May 28, 2019