glizzy guardian

A person who will protect the glizzy at all costs

He likes to protect hot dogs a lot that makes him a glizzy guardian

by ChaunJohn July 31, 2020

Ledge Guardian

A Ledge Guardian is a term used by Ledge Campers in Super Smash Bros. It's used when someone accuses them of Ledge Camping, as a way to defend against such accusations.

Player: "Bruh! Stop Ledge Camping!"
Ledge Camper: "I'm not Ledge Camping man, I'm just a Ledge Guardian!"

by SleepyKitteh December 30, 2020

Sand Guardian

Some dude that has become one with the sand and tries to shoo off waves

I am the Sand Guardian, now begone vile waves

by MЯ ᄃӨПFЦƧIПG March 21, 2021

Alpha Guardians

A stronger, faster, and smarter version of Nightmare Guardian, withstanding most harsh deaths than the normal Guardian. They uses the environment as there way to fight

The legend says that Alpha Guardians used to Environment to fight

by Nightmare Guardian June 21, 2021

guardian nairb

A sexual fantasy a man wishes to enact upon a female.

Damn, I'd like to go guardian nairb on that chick.

by Cherrykallista July 15, 2006

cleveland guardians

1, New name of the former Cleveland Indians MLB baseball team.

2, Name of a generic condom that wasn't used because she was that ugly & you lost your wood.

And now at bat for the Cleveland Guardians..... .

by Shake it only once July 26, 2021

Road Guardian

Synonymous with a parade maker, it is the genius, who must absolutely stay under the speed limit while driving in the fast lane. This behavior is frequently displayed by old men in hats and asian drivers. May also commonly be referred to as asshats and douchebags, interchangably.

Bryan, why were you late to your wedding?

I got stuck behind a road guardian on I-45.

by guardianhater August 11, 2009