the two coolest girls in the whole galaxy. everyone strides to be as cool as them. they have their own secret language and love life more than any other human being.
by lifelover10 February 8, 2010
Get the shay and tessmug. 
A really fit girl who i just want to touch. She makes me feel as if i am wanted and that i have a purpose in life. She is sometimes feisty but is cute when she is. Tess is the best girl in my life and will be for everybody else.
by hdbdhrndjnsksnsksn May 5, 2022
Get the Tessmug. by makeme November 3, 2019
Get the tessmug. Tess is the nicest person with the biggest ... on earth. She will always cheer you up, and make you laugh with the helicopter thing. The doorbell is awesome.
by ppsucc2 February 10, 2023
Get the Tessmug. Tess is that funny, loveable girl in your class, who is loyal, athletic but also really smart and kind. She generally has shoulder-length brown hair and blue eyes and is not small, but at the same time, can sometimes be seen as it when she stands next to tall boys in her year (which there are many of). She loves nothing more than to laugh and chat and will seem amused by everything you say, even if she is not (because she is also very polite). Tess, although seeming perfect, may also have some insecurities, which she hides from the naked eye, and needs an understanding, kind and funny boy to help her accept these imperfections. If you ever find a Tess like this (or me because I am literally this definition of a Tess) grab her by the waist, tell her, you love her and you will not regret it for the rest of your life, I promise, or write her a love note and slip it in her blazer pocket. Either way, you hold her hand under the desk in class, and around the school grounds plus write her cute love notes to remind her of how you got together. She will cherish you until the day she passes, no matter how long the relationship lasts, and you will do your best to treat her with love and respect, despite any pain. Don't get in a word argument with her because you will always loose (it depends on your build if it's physical fight, but she is very fit and sporty). She'll want to kiss you before the Christmas break and has a birthday 3 days before your own.
BOY 1-'WOW, YOU'RE WITH TESS? YOU'RE SO LUCKY!'
BOY 2-'YEAH, SHE'S PRETTY SPECIAL, AND I LOVE HER TO BITS!'
TESS-*BLUSHES*
BOY 2-'YEAH, SHE'S PRETTY SPECIAL, AND I LOVE HER TO BITS!'
TESS-*BLUSHES*
by Phoenicks of the ashes December 10, 2022
Get the Tessmug. International tess day is on the 18th of May on that u day u need to give all the tess/tessas u know food and love
Person 1 : its the 18th May do u know what that means
Person 2: no?
Person 1 : ITS INTERNATIONAL TESS DAY
Person 2: OMG YAY
Person 2: no?
Person 1 : ITS INTERNATIONAL TESS DAY
Person 2: OMG YAY
by Dababababoobud September 5, 2021
Get the International tess daymug.