Terd Ferguson 

When you’re in the bathtub getting booty hole finger blasted and a poop ball comes out and floats in the tub

I got terd Fergusoned last night with a guy from wall street and he just picked up the terd and set it on the edge of the tub for me to look at and realize what I had done.

Terd Ferguson by Quinoaslut December 15, 2021

Terd Tunnel 

Your butthole or anus.

“Man, I have to get to the shitter quick and empty my terd tunnel”

Terd Tunnel by Phat Paulie August 1, 2025

ghosting a terd 

The act of sitting on toilet flushing then dropping the terd before the flush is complet thus the flush sucks terd down before you wipe

Bill loves "ghosting a terd" after chilli night so that he doesn't offend anyones delicet nasal passages.

ghosting a terd by ghost king March 17, 2014

Triangle Terd Cutter

When an old lady/man has a flat ass shaped like an upside down triangle.

Check out that chicks triangle terd cutter.

Triangle Terd Cutter by Skeet Skeet Skeet Beavers March 11, 2010

nigger terd 

young black boy under the age of 2

That is the cutest little nigger terd I've ever seen.

nigger terd by naked mole rats April 7, 2011

straight off the terd 

a really bad smelling fart

damn jule that was straight off the terd

straight off the terd by jerrrrm September 11, 2005

king shit of terd island 

A statement made to or about an individual who thinks highly of themselves and has delusions of grandeur.

Since Ron became supervisor I don't know what has come over him. He has been acting like king shit of terd island when he makes a decision. I'm really beginning to find it irritating.

egotistical self-importance

king shit of terd island by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015