Teenagehood

1. the most awkward period of time know to any single person
2. when most people lose their virginity and/or have an unexpected pregnancy
3. when one's parents begin to hate them
4. the beginning of poverty in one's life
5. when everyone in school starts giving you looks and whispering giddily for other reasons than you just walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper on your shoe
6. when you find out what thing "down there" really does
7. when you stay home on days you're NOT sick
8. when you realize "i want candy" is not about a sugar craving, and several other songs take on new meanings
9. when you realize there are other things in the world than what your parents tell you
10. the last time in life when the only thing you're worried about is the party on Friday night
11. when experimenting turns to habit to craving to crutch to addiction all in a few weeks
12. when you find out who your real friends are
13. when you truly believe you can change the way other people think
14. when you discover apathy
15. when you actually have the time to spend looking things like this up on urbandictionary.com

Childhood..._______....adulthood.

Teenagehood fits right into the series of human life.

by Josh and Steph February 4, 2006

Teenager

One who sleeps. All day. And yet, is always tired.

I'm 16, therefore, a teenager. But no matter how much i sleep: whether it is 4 hours or 14 hours, I will always be tired. It is the way of life.

by FWChickpea March 22, 2009

Teenage-nap

1)When your teenage friends show up at your house unexpected, and take you away, somewhat forcefully, to some location, because your family was forcing you to do something.

2) When your teenage friend is driving and you have to sit in the car while they do errands and/or drop off other friends before you.

John: Dude I can't go to the party, my parents want me to watch my sister.
Matt: Well then, I'll just have to teenage-nap you.

Jenna: I'm gonna drive to a few places before I drop you home ok?
Maria: Fine but I'm considering this Teenage-napping.

by funnyJill August 8, 2012

teeaboo

Similar to a weeaboo
This is a person who wishes to be British when is not,
They may go so far in wanting to be British they may try to put on the British accent or eat British food, whilst sometimes insulting the British culture

Teeaboo: Aha! Good day sir! I love tea and crumpets
Man 1: British people don't even do that! Dude, stop being a teeaboo

by DucksThatDig April 5, 2016

Teenagersnew

Teenagersnew is a collosal shit show, people are always fucking dying left and right, the mods groom all the 13 year olds, but some of the users are cool ig.

I was on Teenagersnew yesterday and a bitch faked her suicide.

by BiFF482 November 30, 2020

Brushing Niggaz Teef(Teeth)

Getting multiple kills in a Call of Duty game on XBox Live.

Yo, I came to Brush Niggaz Teef son!

Q:Whatcha gonna do tonite?

A:Not much, just Brushing Niggaz Teef(Teeth).

by AW89 November 22, 2010

Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song

Badass theme song

Person 1: yo bro

Person 2: what?

Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?

Person 2: no what's that?

Person 1: let me play it for you!

*song starts*

Riseeee

Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!

Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!

With each other they discover their destiny and rise!

COWABUNGA!

Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!

RISEEEEEEES!

by Spiderman :3 April 23, 2023