Techtarded

the inability to grasp or utilize any new gadget or piece of technology

Grandma is too techtarded to use her new phone.

by JunkyBrewster April 12, 2015

technotrance

technotrance Any piece of electronic equipment which holds your attention to the point of full on oblivion to everything around you. Combining the words technology, and trance

"That game has him in a technotrance. He hasn't moved in days." or "Look at that group of kids sitting in a circle staring at their phones. They seem to be stuck in a technotrance"

by Sixty-Six May 29, 2016

techtard

A person who is hopelessly clueless about using technology.

My boss is such a techtard, he thought the red video 'record' dot was the off button and he had hours of video of the inside of his pocket.

by Practigal November 5, 2017

Technoaids

A quality or "disease" some people have the causes technological problems around them. These problems can manifest in a number of forms, including but not limited to power surges, DOA electronics, connectivity issues, malfunctions, and any number of other tech related functionality issues. Has been known to be communicable if you spend enough time with an infected person.

I think I caught Thomas' technoaids, my phone has been screwed up all week.

by fuckyou998181482 March 5, 2019

Techtard

Someone who is innately bad with technology . Typically an older person or Boomer. Also techtarded

Can you explain What's AP to me again-slowly. You know I'm a techtard.

by Ms Johnnie the Comic April 12, 2020

Technotranian

It's when states use technology to control people.

That asian country is so technotranian, it has its own credit system.

by CAPITALISM IS LOVE October 8, 2021

Technotranian

A state that uses technology to control people.

That country is so technotranian, they even have a social credit system.

by CAPITALISM IS LOVE October 8, 2021