Someone who attends or graduates from Texas Tech University. Usually people who graduate or attend this school are called 'Techtards' since they probably werent smart enough to get into Texas' two most reputable schools Texas A&M, and The University of Texas.
His SAT scores were very low so Texas A&M and UT would not accept him, so he's a Techtard now since he has to settle for Texas Tech University.
by Ricardo Moltabon August 30, 2006
One who is technologically ignorant or lacking sufficient computer skills to function like a modern human.
Grandma: I tried adding your Facebook wall to mine but I couldn't find you.
Me: What?
Grandma: How do I send a comment?
Grandma: And what is "the twitter?" Do I need to be on that?
Me: Stop being such a techtard.
Me: What?
Grandma: How do I send a comment?
Grandma: And what is "the twitter?" Do I need to be on that?
Me: Stop being such a techtard.
by chickenb1tch December 17, 2013
Someone who is computer illiterate.
The act of being bad with technology.
One who doesn't care to learn about technological things.
AKA my friend Kevin
The act of being bad with technology.
One who doesn't care to learn about technological things.
AKA my friend Kevin
by MachineShop January 10, 2008
someon who is retarded at anything technological, or someone who brakes everything technological they touch.
Omg, blake is a complete techtard, not knowing how to use the DMZ to put a device outside a router firewall.
by lios15leet February 16, 2009
My fiancee doesn't know how to use her phone. She is a techtard.
My mother thinks that having lots of emails stored in hotmail will slow down her computer. She is a techtard.
My mother thinks that having lots of emails stored in hotmail will slow down her computer. She is a techtard.
by Mazkal January 14, 2012
A contraction of "Technological Retard"
Technological + Retard = Techtard
1. Someone who is so "technologically challenged" that they shouldn't be allowed within a 10 mile radius of anything electronic.
2. Someone who often misinterprets/gets confused with IT Support's suggestions/advice. Most Helpdesk operators would rather watch paint dry than talk to these users.
See techtarded
Technological + Retard = Techtard
1. Someone who is so "technologically challenged" that they shouldn't be allowed within a 10 mile radius of anything electronic.
2. Someone who often misinterprets/gets confused with IT Support's suggestions/advice. Most Helpdesk operators would rather watch paint dry than talk to these users.
See techtarded
Argh! I can't stand it! Someone else take this call... 2 hours and this techtard still can't figure out how to open his web browser!
by Reepr October 16, 2005
by Jenn March 31, 2005