Mexican tarp flarp

Sticking you're shlong in her ear then collecting the wax to make a pocket pussy then sell it.

So Greg, what do you do for a living?
I make Mexican tarp flarps.

by Tarp Flarp Master February 26, 2017

[tarp]

tarp adj. a synonym for b**ch

she dumped her boyfriend cuz he quit the baseball team, she's such a tarp

by Live, love, gloat February 28, 2017

put a tarp over your trees

calm down

“EVERYONES ASKING TO PROM ALREADY”
“Put a tarp over your trees, you’re gonna be fine”

by dogdogbark February 14, 2023

roll up the tarp

When two women, presumably lesbians, have sex in the woods or in a tent.

My girlfriend and I went camping last week, at night we went to roll up the tarp.

by Jssjjaajajah June 2, 2018

Tarps in the Zer

The act of putting one’s tarp in the freeZER (Zare)

Tarps in the Zer, Money in the Bank

by The juicy fella May 4, 2022

Tarpped

When you are worn out or very tired.

I am so tarpped from this lecture.
Traning got me tarpped.

by lil Galil April 16, 2024

oil tarp

general term used when a group of two or more men get naked, cover themselves in oil and wrestle on a tarp.

Hey do you want to go camping this weekend? I’m bringing the oil tarp.

by Mjm41825 March 12, 2024