tank

tank is a fat whore and goes to brentwood school. He was involved with a girl who has a moley pussy. He is a great guy but has balls smaller than a sparrows. Everyone loves him, even though he is gay

James Tanquarey
O jesus u are such a tank
wayne shaves his bum hole

by christoff January 20, 2005

tank

1. (noun) a person who is so unbelievable masculine, strong ,brave or ballsy.

2. Also a person who has performed an unfathomable action (positive)

Guy 1: Dude, I just scored that chick over there!
Guy 2: Ah, you tank!

Guy 1: I just done a 1000 press ups!
Guy 2: You Tank!

by procrastinater... October 22, 2009

tank

female that eats more than any person known and enjoys telling details of what she eats to guys

Dude...kathy is a TANK!

by D. Willy May 18, 2003

tank

To deficate one's dignity by arriving at their home, opening the tank of their toilet, and subsequently taking a dump in it. Results in clogged pipes and humiliation. Related to shelfing

What will happen if you piss someone off.

by Gooche May 11, 2004

Tank

See: wordSUV/word.

That wordsoccer mom/word just ran over an old lady with her tank!

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

tank

Any vehicle, which despite being in numerous wrecks, fenderbenders, and crashes, still runs.

"Dude, My 240sx is a tank. has been in like 5 crashes, and it still runs!"

"That car is a tank. Its been flipped 4 times, hit a guardrail, a deer, and a fencepost! And I drive it everyday..."

by 240-is-go! November 7, 2006

Tank

A girl who sucks so much dick and swallows so much semen that her stomach basically becomes storage for guys' ejaculate.

Shiit! See that bitch who just dipped? she be a tank. She sucked off like 9 niggas in 8 minutes today.

by Lefty75 April 7, 2009