2 definition by christoff

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the kung fu like art of catching mosquitos
My mochito was off toiday, that little basters got away.
by CHristoff October 13, 2003

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tank is a fat whore and goes to brentwood school. He was involved with a girl who has a moley pussy. He is a great guy but has balls smaller than a sparrows. Everyone loves him, even though he is gay
James Tanquarey
O jesus u are such a tank
wayne shaves his bum hole
by christoff January 20, 2005

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