Table-flipping

Event characterized by a melodramatic gesture at the explosive end of extreme frustration, anger or resignation in which a hothead literally flips a table. Used to indicate that the flipper is ill-equipped to continue rationally, has lost his/her cool, and will no linger sit at, or come to, said table.

After losing his umpteenth hand at poker, and an hour of watching his girlfriend start flirting with the guy winning, Bruce literally lost his chips and resorted to table-flipping.

by Danny K. August 4, 2007

tangled hammock

When ur balls and boxers get in such a twisted mess, it looks like a tangled hammock

I was squriming around in my seat so much, I created a tangled hammock.

by Geoff Flash April 9, 2003

tabletisation

The process of taking extra sleeping tablets to knock yourself out for the evening

I couldn't sleep last night so i went into tabletisation

by Coopie June 27, 2005

Table pizza

A pizza for sharing amongst a group, typically ordered as a side dish to main meals.

Say Scott, I'm really hungry and can't decide which one I want, shall we get a table pizza as well?

by pizzalover69 January 21, 2014

TableFluid

The fluid that keeps the table down

"What is that" "don't worry its just a simple case of tablefluid"

by Yn yrban dictionary March 23, 2020

tanglebottom

avas pet dinosaur called terrys last name

beau wants to kill terry tanglebottom

by bigballsbeau December 26, 2022

Walmart table

A defective piece of furniture probably purchased at Walmart (under a hundred dollars)

Im really on a budget, i should just buy a Walmart table. (Says Kat)

by Gabe flete July 15, 2006