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takis

A rolled up fried tortilla chip that has spicy powder on it. Theres different flavors such as blue heat, red takis, zombie takis, ect. There are a really addictive snack that people eat.
I went to the store today and i saw some takis and i shat myself out of happiness because I just LOVE takis!!!!!!!!
by Skzoutdidyourfavs October 7, 2023
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Blue Takis Experience

A Blue Takis Experience is the phenomenon that occurs when you have too many blue Takis and your shit turns greenish-blue. Normally, this phenomenon will occur when one has consumed at least one serving per day on multiple consecutive days, depending on how one's digestive system tends to process. This phenomenon is sometimes accompanied by Burning Butthole Syndrome (BBS).
Person A: Bro, I had a Blue Takis Experience last night. It was so wild. My asshole felt like it caught on fire.
Person B: Dude, how blue was your shit after?
Person A: Looked like it came out of an alien's asshole, I swear.

Person B: Well, that's how you know they were legitimate Blue Heat Takis!
by dreamlandddd May 9, 2025
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Le Taki Taki

Le Taki Taki occurs very often. It is when Someone acts or say something that is either very dumb,stupid and if it dosen't make sense. And if someone says it to you they are either trying to say dont be a dumb or stupid person or act very dumb because they are protecting you from it.

But for a joke it could mean someone lowers their body and scream and make weird sound, and they would be slapping their thigh this is because they may have become addicted to the taki's chips or they are very lonely and want attention by dancing.
Ex 1: "Dad: Son what is Target ." Son: Wtf dad Le Taki Taki it's a common thing."
by Manu_theNerd April 30, 2020
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Takis

I was hungry so I went to 7-11 to get Takis.
by chrisss lma0 December 28, 2021
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Wet Taki

When your significant other eats an entire bag of Takis, then proceeds to give you a handjob and a blowjob. The sensation of the Taki powder burns your genitalia with pleasure and gives the receiver a euphoric sensation.
Guy #1: Hey, how'd it go with Jennifer last night?
Guy #2: Dude, it was incredible. She gave me a Wet Taki
Guy #1: No way! That's insane!
by Jordan Daniels May 6, 2022
mugGet the Wet Takimug.

taki

It is the name of an educated man who knows how to turn the people around him into positive people. He is wonderful and incomparable. You should love him as you know him.Plus, it's stylish, lovable, and reliableI. I will tell you a secret. The girl who gets close to Taki will be very lucky
by Askelad7 November 24, 2021
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Taki

An itchy bald transsexual guy with enough dandruff to convince the midget below him it’s snowing
That damn taki is peeing on his mom
by Beastlytrashbag November 19, 2018
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