Sweatshit

A very strained bowel movement, in which you strain so hard you start sweating. Can also be considered the act of giving birth to a food baby.

"Where did you go to eat last night?"
"PF Changs"
"I love eating there."
"Me too, but it always gives me a serious case of the sweatshits"

"Four hours after going to the buffet, I sweatshit my food baby."

by pusiwillow September 12, 2013

Burger Sweats

To sweat after ingesting a large burger or fast food. The perspiration derives from ground meat juices stressing on the heart.

After having In and Out I have a bad case of the burger sweats.

by burgersweater March 22, 2013

weiner sweats

Sweat pants worn by a man where you can see the bulge or outline of hisjunk or his camel tail

Tom was just walking around the house in his weiner sweats.

by dawnandderrick May 11, 2016

Earl sweatshirt

The coolest nigga in odd future. Though he looks like the richest homeless man, he still puts out fire ass music .

Insta: uhohsokona

"ay turn up that Earl sweatshirt real quick!"

by Uhohsokona on da gram February 13, 2021

Zoom Sweats

The zoom sweats occur when you inexplicably perspire while in a virtual meeting.

"Damn, I really need to take a shower. That virtual class gave me the zoom sweats."

by mrmuffins951 January 28, 2021

SS Sweatshop

The SS Sweatshop is a heavily barricaded dungeon located underneath LosPollosTVs mansion in New Jersey In which LosPollosTV (the dictator) forces his workers to stream for extended and sleepless hours with little to no pay or food and against their will while he sits back and relaxes, earning subscriber money. He has several cameras and speakers in the dungeon which he uses to torture workers by forcing them to listen to a soundtrack called "CLB". Several survivors of this sweatshop have planned to release a documentary titled: "Surving The SS Sweatshop" in the near future in which they further expose the truth about Los, and the living conditions. For more information on how to help, please email SSReliefFund101 @gmail.com

Person A: "I'm thinking about taking a trip to New Jersey!"

Person B "Don't do it. You might get lured into the SS Sweatshop"

by NJsoft September 22, 2021

Swensday

Ahh swensday, the one day of the week dedicated to soley wearing sweaters. Swensday happens to fall on a Wednesday every week. Swensday is known to have started back in the middle ages with King Swensday IV and has since become incredibly popular amongst high school students in public schools.

Guy1: Hey man, guess what tomorrow is.
Guy2: It's Wednesday, of course.
Guy1: Yeah, but more importantly its swensday! Sweater wednesday is back my dood.

Guy2: Right I'll go tweet #swensday right now.

by #swensday January 2, 2012