Patrick Swayze's garden

An over grown and unkept man/lady garden.

Mariah had Patrick Swayze's garden growing in her knickers.

by Prisoner24602 December 30, 2009

Swayze Kwon Do

1. Any martial art maneuver clearly derived from gymnastic or dance techniques, often employed by actors with little martial arts training.

2. Choreographed fighting that looks too pretty to be realistic

Though Dalton was vastly outnumbered, he remembered his Swayze Kwon Do and laid them out with a triple salchow.

by wordsmif September 16, 2009

Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas

An untraditional Christmas song written by Crow T. Robot of the television show "Mystery Science Theater 3000" in 1991. The biggest of geeks sing this song annually.

Joel: "You wrote a Christmas song?"
Crow: "Hey, there's no tradition like a new tradition!"
Tom: "Wait a minute, Let's Have a Patrick Swayze Christmas?"
Crow: "Yeah, yeah, based on my favorite movie, Roadhouse."

by TKFTGuillotine June 26, 2017

swayze

Verb. Using Patrick Swayze to befuddle an opponent and win an argument because everyone thinks Patrick Swayze is awesome. Guys want to be him. Women want to be with him.

"Prosecutor Binger hoped to swaze the jury by invoking a Road House scene." and "Don't swayze me, Bro!"

by ET Jones November 16, 2021

Patrick Swayze's Ghost

Zeus's secret side dude
Stolen from the underworld
Kidnapped by Spaghet and Priapus
Very very very disoriented
Hated by Hera
New Queen of Olympus

When Zeus kidnapped Patrick Swayze's ghost from the Underworld, Hades wasn't happy because Zeus stole him for personal reasons. Zeus changed form just to be in Dirty Dancing. This is also why Jennifer Grey had no acting roles after.

by Pobias and Trisabeth for life May 17, 2018

Swayze

To ghost the fuck out of someone

This girl turned crazy so I swayzed her.

by Rubies November 27, 2016

swayze

Verb. It means to strike someone on the upper body with a pool cue, which typically results in snapping the cue. This a common tactic in seedy bar fights.

All Jon said was that he had pretty eyes and the guy flipped out and swayze'd him.

by c falko June 5, 2007