99 slaps

When you are drunk and walk into a bar and ask 100 women to have sex with you in the bathroom, 99 slap you but there is always one horny one to follow you in the bathroom.

Damn I experienced my 99 slaps last night, it was way worth it!!

by ihatealbuquerque505 August 23, 2010

shapshot

Shapshot A Moldovan malapropism for a completed, yet half-assed job.

“Hey Eugen, can you send me an update on the project you’re working on?”“Yeah sure, I just finished it, I sent you a shapshot.”

by Woomanizer May 25, 2010

Snapshot Wank

The use of the snapshot function on Skype to take pictures of your girlfriend/boyfriend for masturbation material

Ali-Have you and your bird just been having Skype sex?
Glen-Nope she's busy so I had a snapshot wank instead
Ali-Fair play mate

by Merryman69 March 23, 2011

Slaps

Stickers containing graffiti usually taken from the post office. They are usually slapped onto walls, street lights, etc.

Dude, someone put some slaps on my piece. I'm gonna cross dis fool out.

by Lain+ November 24, 2006

Slaps

Music that makes you want to turn up the volume ALL the way (CRACKIN music).

THISSONGSLAPS.COM

by Good Company September 15, 2011

swagsexual

swag-sexuality is unlike any other, its basicaly the same thing as being straight but you have swag. In being a swagsexual you have amazing hair, good looks and rep the most freshest clothes. Being a swagsexual is hard work, because girls are always after you. It is not the samething as a metrosexual because metrosexuals dont have swag and dont rep the style and swang that swagsexuals have. If you have skinny jeans, swagolicous shirts, and the freshest shoes you are a swagsexual and get so many girls.

If your name are any of these you proly have swag off the back and are a swagsexual---
-Pete, Pedro, Pietro, peter
-Sean
-Alexander
- ect.. too many too name but these are the basic ones.

by swagcity January 22, 2011

snapskies

A different word for snap ... lol

Oh Snapskies she signed off !

by cassiesumthinorother September 28, 2008