Shmeeherpies

a very awkward sexually transmitted disease contracted only by having public, unprotected sex. usually happens in places such as hallways and football games

"hey i heard you caught first degree shmeeherpies at school yesterday"
"yea i knew i should have been getting with my girl in somewhere private"
"you should have been"

"yo shmeeherpie"
"dude dont call me that, its annoying."

by willbarrow November 29, 2013

shmeeked

When you are so fucked up words like clapped, geeked, or fucked, wouldn't do justice to the situation.

Jesus, did you see Mike? He was shmeeked off of 14 percs.

by Karazem April 6, 2020

Sameehan

Is a sexy gay Goddess

Wow Sameehan is here and he’s a sexy gay goddess.

by Sameehan November 22, 2021

Shmeebulate your gogoids

For when you either take care of yourself in the most wholesome way, or for when you obliterate someone completely. Often by molecular disassembly.

"Consider trying to shmeebulate your gogoids"
"What does that mean?"
"Exactly. Consider your gogoids shmeebulated"

by prehensile sledgehammer July 31, 2023

Shmeem

1. A word said in an act of victory, defiance, or just for no reason

1."W00T we won, shmeem!"

2. Lazy dad: " Get me a pizza!"

Daughter: " Go suck a shmeem!"

3. "SHMEEEEEM."

by Bshiz March 22, 2008

shmee burgler

A guy that goes out of his way to steal an ugly girl from a guy.

That guy is shuch a shmee burgler

by Stags June 21, 2008

sameen

loyal, hard working, problem solving. easy going.

that's so nice. such a sameen

by 3942042379805 February 22, 2019