Stepdad

A complete asshole that makes your childhood a living hell and causes a lot of kids to rebel against authority, they always make up bullshit chores and rules that make no fucking sense what so ever most act like their dicks hang to the floor and think that their step children should love and respect them not realizing that the kids hate him because he’s blinded by his massive ego and ignorance he thinks he can cure the world of everything bad but in reality he never went to collage and bullies everyone in the house until a stranger is around because he has to look good in front of everyone possible except his step family because his dick is too big to care a lot of step fathers end up pushing kids into a helpless stage without realizing it and as soon as the kids have to much they snap and then the step dad wonders why the kid would do something that because he could never be to blame for anything bad because he’s the fuckibg rebirth of Christ himself and his step kids are so lucky to have him in their lives to say everything in the house is theirs even though it was your mother and biological father that bought and paid for the house and most the things inside of it because it’s still all his because he’s an egotistical asshole

Friend : Hey bro how you doing

Me : Good just dealing with the same old bullshit

Friend : oh that sucks, wanna hang out

Me : Sorry I can’t my stepdad needs to lecture me for asking for toothpaste

Friend : What about this weekend

Me : No I got a low B on a test so I’m gonna be grounded

by Randomgaykid January 23, 2019

step down the staircase

when your ex dated someone new who’s a significant step down from you.

“hey chloe, show me your ex’s new gf”
“omg ok”
*shows photo*
“wow she is definitely a step down the staircase”

by mill234567 June 14, 2019

step on my nuts

When someone makes an aggressive move to take away your volition or control in an effort to make you feel powerless and weak.

Hey man, step on my nuts again and you will definitely wish you hadn’t.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2019

dick hole stepdad

The guy that has sex with your mom and treats you like a piece of dirt

"Andrew comes around here twice a week and acts like a dick hole step dad. Uses my XBox and eats all our food then leaves."
"I hate my dick hole stepdad"

by nowwordsgohere December 21, 2017

Step 3

The last step in a systematic and carefully devised cunning tripartite strategy.

Step 1: invade Iraq
Step 2: ?
Step 3: PROFIT!

by Malleus Dei December 3, 2009

Green-Apple-Quick-Step

Diarrhea. This is a southern term. It comes from people who ate apples when they were green, and not yet red. Then thye would obviously run to the toilet.

"I told that boy he'd get the Green-Apple-Quick-Step from them berries!"
"Man, Mexican food always gives me the Green-Apple-Quick-Step."

by Macsotsu January 30, 2005

Step Braduncle

A Step Braduncle extended is a Step-Brother-Dad-Uncle. It happens when your mother's mother marries your divorced father so you and your mother are now step sisters and your grandmother in law is now your mother and then you marry your sister-mother and have a child and now the child is your "Brother- Son- Step- Nephew"

The Step Braduncle is confusing AF.

by UrbnLegnd December 15, 2016