A Dirty Screwdriver

Basically she takes a screwdriver and sticks it in your $&@/ and continues to %#$& all over the carpet. It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye...

News tonight at 11, but first:

Tom: This just in John, we have received confirmed reports that major anal thief, Tom Thompson, has been accused of giving a dirty screwdriver to a Mrs jo mama. Back to you john.

John: well fuck you tom, I banged you daughter. And now sports...

by Definitely not Kyle March 10, 2017

Upside Down Reverse Screwdriver Shafty Succ

when you hold her/him upside down as your rotate them while they blow a man's penis

Connor and I just had a great Upside Down Reverse Screwdriver Shafty Succ Session.

by The inventor of the UD.R.S.S.S November 1, 2018

New York Screwdriver

When a girl twists on you as a sex move

Omg Carl, Carla gave me a New York Screwdriver last night

by Jonnyhadanappleseed November 1, 2019

trailer park screwdriver

A drink where someone drinks from a bottle of vodka and chases it down with orange juice due to the lack of cups.

I got so drunk last night from those trailer park screwdrivers!

by McCrackdaddy March 25, 2020

rusty screwdriver

an alcoholic beverage consisting of Sunny D and Vodka

Man, I am so hungover from drinking all those rusty screwdrivers.

by cubanluis March 16, 2008

Mexican Screwdriver

Any tool other than an screwdriver (usually duct tape) used to fix an object, mostly by mexicans.

Ordale way, give me that mexican screwdriver, i need to put my nike choos back together vato.

by harry bojangels April 4, 2010

left handed screwdriver

When a man who is right hand dominate masturbates with his right hand to ejaculate into his left hand. He then uses the ejaculate as lubrication to masturbate a second time with his left hand.

I downloaded this awesome donkey porn last night and I had to use a left handed screwdriver to finish watching it.

by Lefty McTwyst January 26, 2011