Strap talk

When someone talks about having a gun, using a gun, planning to use a gun, or pretty much anything related to guns in a gangster way.

Me and my homies just love to stand around and talk strap all day.

"Don't worry about it. It's just general strap talk"
"Don't you talk strap to me."

by ElJameso February 11, 2013

strap-on dementia

A severe mental disease which causes lesbians who can't come out of the closet to go nuts.

Joe... I'm telling ya, that old man hatin'bitch has lost her mind.

Rodney... Classic case of strap-on dementia dude.

by wmawnmo April 6, 2013

strap-off

A piece of tape or captive material placed over the scrotum, best used when flaccid, to hide the penis.

Her "Honey, go get your strap-off."
Him"But I want to be the boy this time!"

by drjimbo June 29, 2016

strap one on

(For lesbians) To put on a strap-on dildo for either porking or packing purposes.

Hurry up and strap one on, bitch! I'm dying for a slam!
or
If we're going out tonight then wait a minute while I strap one on- I don't want anyone getting the wrong idea if they grope me.

by gunslinger May 22, 2006

strap-on keyboard

Same as keytar. Small keyboard or synthesizer, worn on the strap, similar to guitar.

Used by heavy metal keyboardists to do all sorts of #musical masturbation.

Jordan Rudess fucked my ears with his strap-on keyboard solo

by dildo777 July 3, 2018

strap-on tits

A Wonderbra or similar brassiere, so called because it makes breasts far more apparent to the viewer than when it is not worn.

girl1: you buying that dress for your date tonight?
girl2: probably, but I'll need strap-on tits for the full effect.

by mistertea November 27, 2006

Strap It On

Slang for saying your going to or want to have sex with someone.

(1) We're going to go back to my place and strap it on. (2) I'd like to strap it on with her.

by revo2831 July 19, 2012