sleephitmeyuh

Sleephitmeyuh is a rude awakening from your partner as they slap, scratch, stab, punch, drop bows or kick the shit out of you supposedly because of their spasms or involuntary body movements that occur because of nightmares and bad or erotic dreams.

Me: OUCH! WTF!?!
Jean: Oh I'm sorry . . . Did I wake you up?
Me: Dag, I think I'm bleedin'
Jean: I was running. Then I was calling you to come pick me up, and and and You were already sitting down somewhere with all our friends and and You wouldn't . . .
Me: Oh, okay. It's just sleephitmeyuh again.
(20 minutes later)
Jean: Are you asleep?
Me: NO!

by SteveCory January 26, 2011

Stephen Kelly

The only man on planet earth who contains the power to drag a teacher down the hall by her hair and is able to do so by claiming he is, "Retarded". This man absolutely loves the smell of farts, especially his own. He is known to trap his rancid farts in his XXL shirt and sniff it all up. (Not one bit of that gas goes to waste) He is also known to fart and blame it on other people. His way of blaming it on other people is the classic, "*point* It was him" method. Many have caught on to his antics and know that he is lying but still respect him for who he is.

Situation 1:
Teacher: Stephen who are you pointing at?
Stephen: He farted it wasn't me I swear.
Teacher: Okay, please sit down.

Situation 2:
Student 1: Hey did you hear about that kid Stephen Kelly?
Student 2: Yeah I did, he is awesome I am a fan!
Student 1: I am a bigger fan I follow him on Twitter #StephenKellyFan

by iHateWindstream May 9, 2018

Stephen Korpalski

Stephen Korpalski is so fucking cute and has an amazing six pack. His large, vigorous pecks will make any woman fall for him. Stephen’s best body feature is his meaty calves. Those jawns can even make straight men question their sexuality. His hugs feel like god himself is wrapping his arms around you. The soft kisses he gives will melt any woman/mans heart. His hands, soft as a baby’s bottom, will comfort your sorrows. Although he puts himself down, his body features bring him up. If you find a Stephen Korpalski in your life, never lose him, for another man/woman will come running towards him.

Omg look at Stephen Korpalski over there, I can’t help but kneel to his greatness.

by imonderrise May 25, 2019

Stephen Hawking Stoned

When you get so stoned that your physical and mental likeness are that of the genius, Stephen Hawking.

"I got so stoned when we went to see Shutter Island, man."
"Wow, nice."
"Yeah man, I just sat there and didn't move for the whole movie. It was blowing my mind."
"How stoned were you?!"
"Stephen Hawking stoned."

by Mr. Hawking March 1, 2010

Stephannia

a beautiful woman that is loved by all who know her. She is strong and able to overcome any obstacle that she faces. She is especially loved by her cousin.

I love Stephannia

by GingerKidd911 February 3, 2010

Stephen Baldwin

Douchebag that had little success and familiarity due to such films as "Bio Dome" and "Half Baked". His fame is now primarily associated with his last name that has gained notoriety from his older, more successful brother, Alec.

"You are so unsuccessful and your brother pays for all your expenses, you are just like Stephen Baldwin."

by johnnydakota May 14, 2010

Stephan

Me

I am Stephan

by stepdong April 9, 2021