Mexican STD

An unwanted pregnancy.

Did you hear that Caroline has a Mexican STD?

by PSD PRIDE December 2, 2011

STD queen

Robs mom

Jim and Ted had an excellent adventure with the STD queen.

by Tedwise October 27, 2003

STD

Stanky Twat Disease

Jeff fucked Sarah even though she suffered from STD....a lot.

by leinad ttogib February 20, 2009

std

A sexually transmitted disease. Can be contracted through breast milk, blood, body tissue, using dirty needles, but mainly sex. Using a condom dramatically lowers your chances of contracting an std. Chlamydia, Gonorrhea, and Syphilis are some of the most common in the united states (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 2008), but by far the most common is HPV; 1 in 4 people have it. Some stds are curable, and some, like HIV/AIDS and Herpes are not. It is estimated that every year, 1 in 4 teens contracts an std (American Social Health Association, 2006), so watch who you sleep with! Also, stds can cause serious harm to your body in the long-run, so get yourself tested/treated.

Most common stds, their symptoms, and if curable in the United States (Elizabeth Bolskey, PhD, 2009).

1. Chlamydia- Pain during sex, discharge. Curable.
2. Gonorrhea- Painful urination, often no symptoms. Treatable
3. Syphilis- Lesions (holes in skin) on penis/vagina/rectum. Curable.
4. Mycoplasma Genetalium- no symptoms, can cause infertility. Treatable.
5. Trichomoniasis- Frothy vaginal discharge, itching, odor. Treatable.
6. Crabs/Pubic Lice- little bugs/eggs visible on genetalia, intense itching. Curable.
7. Scabies- Incredibly itchy rash. Spread by skin-on-skin contact. Curable.
8. Human Papiloma Virus - No symptoms/cervical cancer/genital warts. Treatable.
9. HIV/AIDS - supresses immune system so basically any disease/virus can get in. Intense treatment.
10. Herpes - sores. treatable.

by Count Dracler December 7, 2009

STD

Abbr: sexually transmitted degree: An academic achievement gained through sexual favours

Not all pretty woman get STD's.

by Broken Lizzard May 14, 2006

STD Museum

Being in the presence of or knowing Katie Crum.

Katie Crum is an STD Museum

by Rowl Buttcheek April 22, 2005

STD

Acronym for "Stomach to Tit Differential"

A rating system by which the females breasts are judged by the relation to their own stomach.

*As made famous by Cicchelli "the Bull"*

I.E. Due to Pamela Andersons tiny waist, she has great STD.

on the complete opposite end of the spectrum, despite her wealth and use of the word "Va Jay Jay", Oprah Winfreys stomach makes her have bad STD

by HarryTwatter April 28, 2008