Choccy Starfish

The anus... because of it's resemblance to a starfish made of chocolate. It is used more commonly in UK English than in American English.

Oi, Nigel is a bastard, I'll not be seeing him again. He tried to have a go at me Choccy Starfish.

by wyldesage May 28, 2012

starfish

A girl that has no talent or technique for sex. That is, she just lays there spreed out dead in the water, like a starfish.

I'm never seeing her again she was a complete starfish.

by LePerk August 7, 2009

Starfish Sexuality

An Individual who is the equivalent of dead fish in bed, aka just lies there and does nothing. Individuals of this particular variety can usually found prowling coffee shops for rich unsuspecting prey. If encountered ways to evade are to act poor and/or play bad footsie. Distinguishing factors include incredibly short height, a fondness for butter chicken and a vape accompanying them.

"I encountered a member of the starfish sexuality yesterday"
"How did you survive?"

by Lucifer1012 January 27, 2022

starfish vacation

A do nothing vacation - similarly to a being starfish lying down on the beach and do nothing.

Person A - Hey, what are you doing for the weekend?

Person B - I'm going for a starfish vacation in Hawaii and do absolutely nothing.

by YellowTofu August 29, 2022

Chocolate Starfish Milkshake

The concoction that is shat out after a man cums in your ass.

He always wants to do it in the butt and then I have to go to the bathroom to dump my CSM. (chocolate starfish milkshake)

by Katie McDuh November 18, 2011

winking starfish

A course but accurate description for an anus used in the UK by soldiers who are normally drunk and or randy.

wow Dave your winking starfish looks sore have you been to see the Badge again?
The Badge is the REGIMENTAL SERGENT MAJOR

by Denzil Dexter (Sapper) May 23, 2012

toothy starfish

An asshole so full of hemorrhoids and/or anal warts that when you insert your penis into it, you feel more like you're receiving a toothy blow.

"Tom, why does your dick look like it went through a meet grinder?"
"Because I took the dirt path and to my horror she had a fucking toothy starfish!"
"Shit. Rest in peace Tom's dick. Rest in peace."

by CaptinStabN September 26, 2017