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American Starving

This is most often confused with actual starvation. It's the time when one thinks one is about to die of hunger, when actually, Americans have no idea what starving is because they are, on average, fed three meals a day.
(1) I'm so starving! I could eat a whole elephant!

(2) Oh really? You are so starving? Because you just ate about an hour ago.

(1) Fine! I'm American Starving.
by jlightning1 May 20, 2011
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Patrick Starring

When you stay at home with nothing to do other than wait for your friend to come back from whatever plans they have that day. It is inspired by the episode of Spongebob Squarepants titled "New Student Starfish", when Patrick is upset that Spongebob has to go to school and can't hang out. Spongebob asks Patrick, "What do you normally do while I'm gone?" To which Patrick replies, "Wait for you to get back!"
Friend A: "Sorry, I can't hang out right now, I have work until ten."
Friend B: "That's okay, I'll just be Patrick Starring until you get out."
by kina coco October 18, 2014
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Ringo Starving

Dude, let's get a kebab. I'm Ringo Starving.
by Uncle Berko January 7, 2016
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starting

Using mildly provocative verbal jocularity with the intention of kicking off some ultimately violent behaviour or pagger
A; "Are you enjoyin' yer toastie?"
B"Are you fecking starting on me?!"
by davidharris October 31, 2005
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Staring Hard

When someone isn't just staring, but they are staring with an intense passion.
Staring hard can also be mean muggin
Shelby-Bruh, why are you staring hard at her?
Omar-I'm sorry she's just so pretty!
by Shelbymelby96 July 20, 2011
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Starting the fire

A method of masturbation in which the masturbator makes his hands flat and rubs them sideways against his dick in a fire-starting motion.
Yesterday, it was pretty intense when i sat down and I was starting the fire

Girl: Let's go have some fun
Boy: Will you start the fire?
by PFunkShi May 12, 2010
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storming out

Disorderly, disruptivly and or violently leaving the scene.
We all were "storming out" of the mall due to being treated bad.
by Pouska April 7, 2016
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