cum stalagtite

When you jack off in an enclosed space and the cum reaches the cieling of the structure. It stays there and becomes hard, thus making stalagtites.

After a stressful night, there was cum stalagtites in the Matt Cave, fresh with the morning air.

by Count Blackula January 21, 2004

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Staglag

Tiredness after a stag weekend.

"How are you doing."
"Terrible, went to Amsterdam for my friend's stag do and I've got total staglag."

by Ricky Miller June 3, 2007

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stalagtape

A large stack of videotapes rising from the floor. Particularly prevalent in apartments and condominiums of television geeks who videotape everything aired. Coined by Lavalie.

We tried to walk through George's place, but John accidentally knocked over one stalagtape which sent a few more toppling over too.

by shill June 25, 2003

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1. (n.) A phrase which commonly refers to an unshaven genital region. This is often in reference to males, and often accompanies a great column.

2. (n.) A nickname used to refer to a male with very hairy balls (slang).

1. Elias hadn't shaved in months; he had a veritable stalactite labyrinth in his shorts.

2. "Wow, bro, I can barely see your ween through that stalactite labyrinth!"

3. "You're so hairy, I think I'll call you Stalactite Labyrinth!"

by massivehorse April 27, 2008

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searlait

A girl named Searlait is a very popular and upbeat person. She tries her best to be there for a lot of people, even if they aren’t close. She has a lot of anxiety and is very organized. She loves herself and her life. She’s very beautiful and good at sports and school.

Guy #1- “Yo dude! Searlait helped me sooo much on that history quiz.”

Guy #2- “Yep, she’s a Searlait all right.”

by 🙌🏻♾🤠 May 28, 2019

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