squirteling

When a man jizzes onto a woman on any area of her body, then the woman proceeds to put it in her mouth, and then spit it out at a high rate of speed.

Tonight, I hope that me and Jenna will go squirteling.

by Chandler sindelar May 14, 2016

squirrelling your twert

Violent female masturbateson with woodland creatures

My vagina really hurts after squirrelling your twert all weekend

by Notability nothing August 8, 2017

Squirrelling

The act of eating shelled sunflower seeds.

Stop squirrelling, it's disgusting.

by DutchPirate January 23, 2020

Squirteling

When you're having sex with a girl, then you put a large carboard box on your back like a turtle shell, drink some water and then you spray the water from your mouth into her face, while screaming "SQUIDDLE ME THIS!!", while nutting on her face at the same time.

"Yo bro, last night, me and my girl squirtled"
"Hey, I was right about to ask you if you were up for some squirteling"

by r/jawline August 15, 2024

squirdeling

Pissing on your infant child

Wife: what are you doing to our infant child?
Husband: im squirdeling on him
Wife: may I ask why
Husband: our infant child will evolve from a beta cuck to a sigma male

by aswdus December 14, 2024

Squirrlin

To do/ or get around something difficult.

1.That girl was SQUIRRLIN' .

2. I was SQUIRRLIN' on that Work.

by bridal guru September 20, 2016

Squirrellin' Out

When a person does not focus on the task at hand and is distracted by multiple activities at one time (i.e. when a squirrel is approached by a human and doesn't know which way to go)

"Rob focus on what you are doing, stop squirrellin' out"

by niki_rag March 21, 2017