lol squared

lol x lol or lol to the power of two
a way for maths geeks to express that something was very funny.

See also lol to the power of -1

-"Somewhere in the cosmos, he said, along with all the planets inhabited by humanoids, reptiloids, fishoids, walking-treeoids and super intelligent shades of the colour blue, there was also a planet entirely given over to biro life forms, and it was to this planet that unattended biros would make their way, slipping quietly through wormholes in space to a world where they knew they could enjoy a uniquely biroid lifestyle, responding to highly biro orientated stimuli and in fact leading the biro equivalent of The Good Life."
-Lol squared!

by Lyde January 23, 2008

H squared

A nicname for the village of Harwood Heights

You leave in Norridge? Naw man, I live In H squared.

by Crazy Angel July 17, 2007

gurl hay squared

Means the same as "hay gurl hay" but simplified in a calculator.

Me: Hey, Christina!
Christina: Gurl hay squared!

by HayGuysCatLuvr June 2, 2009

squaredo

a lame wierdo
a square = a lame + a weirdo = a wierd person =
squaredo

You were a squaredo today at the movies. You were all boring and strange.

by Lynxys April 8, 2008

SquareDweller

A dirty humanoid like animal that wreaks of cigarette smoke and week old armpit sweat that lives on a small town square and stares at vehicles that pass by it's dwelling. Usually they are seen with a stained wife-beater, no bra, bare stained feet, and a child on their hip dressed in only an overflowing shit diaper. They usually "chest-up" to passing cars they don't recognize and say the words "what bitth" (lisp) when looked at. AKA- CurbCritters, Scurve, Sped, and Dirtheads.

Jeff- Man I hate going though this town; every time I do the SquareDwellers throw their babies and poop at my car!

by EddieWolf April 9, 2016

Squirtdown

A touchdown with your jizz, aka when your spanking your monkey and jizz on your phone/case

Fuck Dad, I just had a squirtdown on my phone. I need a new one wanna lend me $30?

by Master Oogwey69 December 19, 2018

Squird

A Squidward in a dubious situation

"Security system TAKES CONTROL OF SQUIDWARD'S HOUSE and begins ATTACKING THE CITY. Leaving the mayor to give Squidward community service for the damage he caused. EVEN THOUGH Spongebob and Patrick were in his house the WHOLE FUCKING TIME, and were responsible for EVERYTHING! GAAH! FUCK THIS EPISODE! this episode is when the Squidward torture porn started to become a regular stable in Spongebob's episodes"

"I know that episode was a total Squird"

"Dude what the fuck"

by Solothurns August 11, 2022