squeg

The act of taking a shit in the ocean

i have to shit so bad right now i might have to take a squeg

by TheChancellor583 July 12, 2017

squeegee headed penis leech

1. A woman who sucks the life out of a man through nefarious means
2. A term of endearment among certain Alaskan males
3. a rare sexually transmitted disease carried by albino Peruvian midget cliff divers.

1. "After she got me drunk she turned into a squeegee headed penis leech. It felt good but I feel like I need to vacuum and dust now and why am I wearing Dockers"
2. "My snowmachine got stuck and the squeegee headed penis leech laughed at me as he rode by."
3. "Sylvia has a great body for a woman three feet tall, and her accent and pale skin make her exotic, but that squeegee headed penis leech she gave me made steak tartar of my dick!"

by Nofe Poe June 5, 2005

squeege

To Urinate, To Take A Piss

"Hold my drink real quick,i gotta take a squeege."

by Bibo B Eazy August 19, 2008

squing

really long bouncy wire

don't kick the squing into the street.

by sponge-bob spider pants May 9, 2011

Squeegee

When you cum on someone's face and wipe it off with your dick

I squeegeed her face after she sucked me off

by Greg the squeegeer April 20, 2014

squinge

Post-Ejaculatory wringing of the penis, used to expel residual semen.

He squinged his penis, adding to the puddle of man-batter.

by Tony the Wop February 13, 2004

squeegie

A very helpful tool used to clean dirty windows at gas stations, also very helpful to clean up throw up when someone pukes all over the outside of your car at 3 am.

Victoria drank so much last night that she threw up all over the car and we had to squeegie her puke off of the car at a gas station.

by mackenzieeeeeee September 5, 2010