snudger

snudger originated around Birmingham University c. 2004, and means to sniff the seat of someone, usually female, after they have finished sitting on it. Favourite targets include bicycle seats (think about it) and bar stools. Also a term of abuse/endearment, depending on the recipient.

'"Cor," ejaculated William, "Miss has been sitting on that seat all day and it's the middle of July, why don't you go and snudge it, Fatty?" from 'William goes Snudging', by Richmal Crompton

by I'd rather not say... January 21, 2005

Squidgerydidge

To go into a store without the intention to buy anything.

"Can I help you with anything?"
"No hanks, I'm just having a squidgerydidge."

by ThatGuyWhoAteATaco December 27, 2013

Squidge

Verb 1- The act of squeezing through a tight gap or otherwise impenetrable space
Verb 2- The act of forcibly inserting oneself into a conversation unrelated to oneself
Noun 3 - A person of slight proportion who utilises both forms of the verb squidge in their day to day existence

1- "Wow did you see Aaron just squidge his way through that tight doorway"
2- "Well done Andrew, you just squidged your way into this conversation didn't you"
3- "Man isn't William such a squidge"

by Kilmartin May 23, 2018

green sludge

When a female constantly become aroused and her vaginal juices (wet) surrounds her vagina but she doesn't clean it or wash it off and lets it marinate until it becomes a creamy substance around the vagina with a rancid scent

Yoo don't fuck her bro, she had that green sludge since high school.

by Drewiiboy January 20, 2016

sudgey

An adjective to be used to substitute for the overly used word "sucky", and in the same context that one might use "sucky".

When hearing a negative story, or situation, if a subtle form of empathy should be employed (as opposed to more tragic circumstances that call for empathy of a more serious tone), sudgey is your word.

Friend: "My goo missed her period this month."
You:"Sorry, man--that's sudgey. Hope you're not baking any surprise babies."

by Wadagascar August 16, 2009

Slüdge Felcher

n. The gnarliest sludgiest band ever to exist on any fucking planet.

adj. (Sloo-dge fell chur) To describe an individual who sucks diarrhea out of another's rectum

Syn: Ass Eater, Mud Sucker, Shit Sipper, #EmergencyColonoscopy#nofilter, Pinkeye.

"That slüdge felcher sucked me dry"

by steamyshitstainedsludgechest January 2, 2013

Sludgemuffin

A word often used for extreme ecstasy, or extreme anger. An incredible insult, or amazing sexual abilities.

"Ohhh Becky! Sludgemuffin!"

"She is such a sludgemuffin...ew."

by wutt. December 31, 2013