Spunk Pump

1. A highly sexual man who's main aim during sex is to ejaculate inside their partner without the use of prophylactics such as condoms.
2. The act of ejaculating inside a sexual partner.

"She is so hot for me, I can't wait to Spunk Pump her."

by PJAD November 2, 2008

Spunk Biscuit

A game usually played in the armed forces. A group of males sit around in a circle and masturbate, to see who ejaculates last. The last one to ejaculate has to eat the biscuit, complete with salty topping.

Anyone for a game of Spunk Biscuit... Naah Fuck that I had a wank before I came out you'll kick my arse... Besides I've already had lunch.

by Smokey McPot April 10, 2005

spunk

Refers to semenal fluid, and also means to ejaculate.

1. If you spunk on the wall, wipe it up!
2. The spunk was stuck to his ear.

by flapjacks June 10, 2003

spolky

Terrestrial form taken by pdmg.

Only one known in existence, spolky is the pdmg.

by Steve Charles March 4, 2008

Spucker

I person who starts out spooning with a person in bed, but leads to random and meaningless sexual intercourse.

Pam is suck a spucker, every time she cuddles with a guy she ends up having sex.

by Sparkyhgn February 4, 2010

Spunk Mug

1. Metaphorical phrase with which to describe someone you dislike as a container for other peoples spunk.

2. Hypothetical or Real mug for holding spunk.

That guys just cut me up on the road, what a "Spunk Mug"

by Johnny Spunk Mug July 1, 2010

spunk deflectors

A geeky girl, or extreme cases a guy who wears large spectacles to protect themselves from a shower of (spunk). A must for any (bukakee) participant.

"dude that chicks wearing spunk deflectors she's definetly into (facials)".

by hunley January 4, 2012