spongebob

The name of an underwater sponge who has his own show on Nickelodeon.He is yellow, has no hair (bald), has blue eyes, and wears squarepants.

Sex: Male
Sexuality: Asexual(which means he's not gay)
Race: ???
Friends: Patrick, Squidward(???), Sandy, Mr.Krabs
Pets: Gary, Larry (from the episode "Dumped"), Jerry (also from the episode "Dumped")
Age: 19 going on 20

SpongeBob is the best show ever to have hit television!

by SpongeSebastian June 11, 2006

Spongebob Squarepants

A show that used to be great pre 2005, but ever since then the show has gone downhill and has turned into an all out Spongebob and Patrick lovefest.

Spongebob: I love you Patrick.
Patrick: Wanna have sex?
Spongebob: I'll ask Squidward if he wants to join.
Patrick: I'm hungry. Be right back Spongebob, I'm gonna go eat this rock.

Kid 1: Wow, Spongebob Squarepants is great!

Kid 2: WTF, No it sucks balls.

by Iloveorangesocks August 11, 2010

Spongemonster

Extra-large tampons designed for heavy-flow days.

K-Swiss is bleeding so much, she's got three spongemonsters shoved up there.

by The Round Mound of Tampons March 10, 2011

spongebob

A porous, spongey Nickelodeon character who has a very naive personality.

SpongeBob went jellyfishing in Jellyfish Fields.

by somebody August 13, 2003

spongebob squarebody

Fat person with arms and legs so thin and scrawny, they actually look like spongebob or Mr.Potatohead

Carl: Hey Jeff, you see Mindy yet? She lost a lot of weight!

Jeff: You mean she don't have that spongebob squarebody anymore?!?

by Hood Spokesman April 29, 2014

SpongeBobbed

The act of shoving a sponge up your girls vagina while having sex.

Gavin: I SpongeBobbed Mary last night!
Mason: Awesome man!

by LooooongDickStyle March 28, 2016

Spongebob

The best childhood tv show and the best character.

Mom: Whatcha watching honey?
Girl: Spongebob!
Mom: I loved that tv show as a kid. Good choice in shows honey

by yup.yip.yep.yea.yes July 3, 2019