bob splosh

a bob splosh is when its to late to have a shower because everyones asleep so instead you just stick your dick a cup of hot water and have a splash

Guy 1: "fuck man i had to bob splosh last night because everyone was asleep"
Guy 2: "what the fuck is a bob splosh"
Guy 1: "a bob splosh is when its to late to have a shower because everyones asleep so instead you just stick your dick a cup of hot water and have a splash"
Guy 2: "dont speak to me ever again"

by coomlord February 15, 2020

solostarcandles

seller on ebay who after winning an auction and paying cancels your order instead of shipping item

solostarcandles, I won an auction, but I am not getting my item

by ds2.3 June 2, 2017

Splooter

An exceptionaly wide vagina.

Gertha attempted to insert the tampon into her Splooter but it constantly fell out

by ColMoleman May 4, 2020

sploshtastic

When a girl is top notch at sitting on cakes and donuts and then sitting on your face while squirting custard out of her minge.

"Hey Chris how was your night with Lizzy last night?"

"Awesome mate, we went via Tesco, got a trifle and then we went sploshing. She sploshed all over my face. She is proper sploshtastic!"

by Plippy plop May 4, 2020

Splastified

Word used for people who are spastic, retarded, biased and fried in the brain.

John: Only in Ohio💀
Adam: Are you splastified?

by MrBeastFromOhio March 14, 2023

Saggy Splooter

Saggy Splooter, when the outer labia is in constant contact with the anus. The urethral opening is always visible.

Ryan met his demise upon entering Cheryl's Saggy Splooter

by ColMoleman May 4, 2020

Super Ad-splosion lobster double cheeseburger

when Ad uses a lobster to fill your ass, a cheeseburger up your vagina, and cums in your mouth

Lily: Damn, last night I got super Ad-splosion lobster double cheeseburgered!
Ad: Ad.

by Balze June 20, 2022