splotion

Any lotion that may be used effectively for mind-blowing male maturbatory sessions.

If I had had some splotion, my night would have been much better after my girlfriend left me.

by Scottie R September 7, 2008

Sploater

A combination of spinners and floaters. Fully customizable with the ability to make either the inner or the outer layer float or spin or they can both spin or both float.

Check out the sploaters on that Escalade.

by DR 28 February 19, 2009

Sportbox.

a sweaty female vagina resulting from engaging in physical exercise and/or other athletic endeavors or sports.

After her fantastic performance at Wimbledon, Maria Sharapova probably had a major sportbox.

After the Indy 500, Danica Patrick had a sportbox.

by Darkstar9 May 6, 2009

Sploitching

A man mixes a liquid made from jizz, piss, and shit in a bowl and massages his partners toungue with the liquid.

My mouth feels like its been sploitched from all that sploitching last night.

by my pseudonym1337666555 November 12, 2011

Splurt the gurt

When you are clapping someone’s cheeks and it starts to squelch you are gonna splurt the gurt

I splurted the gurt inside of Thomas Reid yesterday. Splurt the gurt

by Biggest boys October 1, 2018

Club Sport Cartagines

The oldest Soccer club/franchise in Costa Rica. CS Cartagines was founded on July 1st of 1906. Their stadium is name Estadio Jose Rafael "Fello" Meza.

When Club Sport Cartagines plays at The Fello Meza, the whole town rocks blue and La Fuerza Azul spreads panic to the visiting fans and players.

by papero January 1, 2009

Shart Splart

When you're wearing jockey briefs and you shart down each leg

I accidenatly did a shart splart while at the pub

by Fritzjim April 16, 2017