Sphincter of Death

A co-worker whose shit and farts are so bad that they linger in the office bathroom and waft from his cubicle from morning to closing time, every day. They are so horrid that the rest of his co-workers flee for fresh air every time he lifts his ass and smiles with pride.

Holy Shit! He unleashed his Sphincter of Death again so run for your lives!!!!!!!!!!

by The Conjurer September 20, 2019

sphincterama

A word used to describe a spectacular display of anuses, either actually or metaphorically.

There’s this amazing group photo I’ve kept of all of my ex-office mates, that includes everyone from the CEO to every last underling that worked there, at one of our seriously debauched annual holiday parties, which I’ve simply and aptly titled, “Sphincterama.”

by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2022

Purple headed yogurt slinger

Nick-name for a penis.

She wanted the purple headed yogurt slinger....so she drug her boyfriend to the bedroom for some one on one action!

by Jimmy Callback January 25, 2020

sphincter

the muscle that makes you poo

i had to get 16 stitches in my sphincter because vitt did me up the arse

by Morroco August 18, 2003

splinter

A fucking sharp piece of shit that hurts so bad

i got a splinter in my ass

by eastgod November 29, 2018

sphincter sauce

The juice that discharges from the sphincter muscle in the anal cavity, usually in a swampass condition.

On a hot day, I could feel the sphincter sauce flowing in my shorts.

by jopola May 21, 2006

cum slinger

a guy who throws his cum around

That Jake is a real cum slinger; he was with Janet on Thursday night, then Nancii on Friday, and now Saturday night he's off humping someone's wife while the husband is working nightshift

by Jake March 5, 2004