Slazed

strictly from the 253. A level above blazed where all you want to do is tear apart the dollar menu and go to sleep.

Last night big ty and amac were so slazed they ate ten mchickens and fell asleep in the car.

by Doug Fresh253 October 3, 2007

spazamatastical

The act of being just a little bit more than a spaz

hey, sorry about that, my computer went spazamatastical

by mrwigglebreath September 2, 2010

Slazzershotted

(adj.) Takes "slizzard" to the next level. When one is slazzershotted, they are beyond turnt, fucked up, sauced, and any other word to describe being heavily intoxicated. Featured at an epic Bristol CT party entitled OGFS (Operation Get Fucking Slazzershotted)

"Dude, how was that banger you were at on Friday?" "Brah I got so fucking slazzershotted I couldn't think straight"

by DDZ March 2, 2014

spazimodo

Someone who acts very strange, or does everything wrong, clumsy, goes round saying random stuff.

For gods sake, will you stop being a spazimodo

I like me friend even though he is a bit of a spazimodo

by Spineoid July 1, 2016

SpazCunt

SpazCunt - total waste of space, incapable of making an arrangement and sticking to it.
Routinely fails to attend at the correct time - thinks that attendance for 1800hrs - is within the acceptable time frame at 1859hrs
Cannot get their head around technological calendars and/or vintage hang-on-the wall calendars - despite creating an effective and/or efficient manner
SpazCunt - completely devoid any ability to perform even the most simple of tasks
However, if you have a SpazCunt in your social circle, despite all of the above and the symbiotic frustrations, you will no doubt refer to the SpazCunt as 'Our SpazCunt'

Kate is a complete SpazCunt, but she is our SpazCunt

by KatieKitsch March 23, 2018

Spazeek

to simply feel as if you are in the exact state of mind of witch u wish to always be in

The perfect state of mind

Zoe ~ “how do u feel after those 17 blunts”
Dylan ~ “ i feel fucking Spazeek

by Dabasoarous August 4, 2018

Spazafram

It is the thing that will give you a spazafram spazzum (hiccups) and it is made by your diaphram having a spazam.

My spazafram is having a spazzum.

by Polar Kitty January 3, 2019