Spatter Khak's

Khaki pants that have been slightly soiled after standing too close to a urinal or bathroom sink.

Nice Jim, I see you're rocking the spatter khak's today. Also, it smells like you may have had too much asparagus for dinner last night.

by TacomaBeags March 15, 2011

splatter boxing

when a man and a woman are having intercourse and the woman punches the man's genitals until he cums.

Kyle: Why are you always having sex with your girl?
Sean: Because she is great at splatter boxing

by royaltibuelotgo'sbuttcheacs March 30, 2022

Jam splatter

When a girl is on her period

'she made me do her up the bum cause she was on her Jam Splatter'

by Jeffy Bowen May 23, 2012

Spatterhund

{spah-tur-hoond} noun, 1. A person that derives pleasure and gratification from ejaculation (typically male) upon their head, neck and face; the central tenet of this cum fetish is that the longer and forceful the stream, and the greater the volume of ejaculate, the better; frequently performed in a group setting, e.g. a circle jerk

The spatterhund took on ten guys and was blinded by jizz.

by Stupid Is As Stupid Does September 16, 2009

splatasha

Splatty nat she fell for the stone I think she likes cliff diving btw this was made by an Abby

SPLATASHA is inspiring

by Abby<3 September 17, 2021

Slattina iremise

Its a phrase used by little girls(12,13,14 etc) which means chill and dont act weird.
For example he was banging his hand on the desk so his friend said to him: Slattina iremise!

For example he was banging his hand on the desk so his friend said to him: Slattina iremise!

by The Real Top G October 5, 2022

Splatooni

Splatooni: southerns (usually ones from Texas) refer to a sprite, which is a soda , a splatooni.

Hey billy! Hand me a cold splatooni!

by Thessourhern_dictionary December 14, 2022